"So what's a web designer doing with such a plain page?"

All I ask is... do your due-diligence, check out these sites I've designed.  You will see what I am talking about.

Then, talk to me about what you want and let me come up with a concept that is right for you. Small site can cost under $300.  If you want more bells-and-whistles the price can go up, but you have to agree that this is very reasonable for your very own one-of-a-kind web site.

I look forward to working with you!